Gingerbread Boy

Mama (that's me):  "Look, Liam, I'm sewing this gingerbread man for your Christmas stocking."

{Happy Pause...  I start to round the first leg}

Liam:  "Mama, is that a boy or a girl?"

Mama:  "It's a boy."

Liam (concerned):  "You're sewing through his private parts?"

Mama: "......?"

Liam (laughing):  "Mommy, you're sewing his private parts!!!"

Mama:  "I don't think gingerbread boys have private parts."

Liam and Aria in unison:  "Yes, they DO!"




Really, what do you say?